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  1. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    When we are first begun, we are ejected from one tube into another tube, then we travel into another tube, then we turn around and go back. We wait a while. Then we are forcible ejected through another tube.

    All of these tubes have holes at one or both ends. So this could also be called: THE HOLE THEORY OF LIFE.

    All of life consists of taking things from one tube (no matter how weirdly shaped) and putting them into another tube,(also no matter how weirdly shaped).

    After we die, a steel tube is inserted into the body and part of it is sucked out. At the same time another tube is putting some other stuff into the body. Then the body is put into another tube, laterally split with no holes.

    This tube is put into a hole, either in the ground or into an oven.

    This theory was developed by a very wise philosopher. It was plagiarized by me.
     
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  2. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    ok
     
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  3. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    This is all true............I saw it on the tube......:)
     
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  4. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    I'm wondering how wise the original philosopher was.

    I'm also wondering how wise you were to quote it here. You've ruined your reputation as an incisive and insightful thinker!:p
     
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  5. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    ...another reputation gone down the tube......:-D
     
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  6. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    "The internet is not something you just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes!"
     
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  7. hornygirl

    hornygirl Porn Surfer

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    So for those who believe in an after-life, where is the tube that take you there?
     
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  8. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Sometimes I just have bad moments (or 100 or so...):eek:
     
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  9. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Thank you Kimi, that is the quote I was desperately trying to remember.....:-D
     
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  10. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    Huh.
     
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  11. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Does that mean you don't understand?
     
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  12. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    It means it's not really worth reacting to.

    Edit: If I didn't get it, I would have written "Huh?"

    I usually type exactly what I mean.
     
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  13. chunky

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    Sorry, my mistake.....:)

    I thought 'Huh' was worth reacting to...

    ...but I seem to have mislaid my copy of 'Caffeine's Truncated English Dictionary'!
    I won't make the same mistake again!
     
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  14. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    ROFL.
     
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  15. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    Meh.
     
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  16. WiltallicA

    WiltallicA Porno Junky

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    Well we all have a lot of tubes on our bodies . . . and some feel good.
     
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  17. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    How about

    REAL GOOD!!
     
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  18. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    The above quote, by the way, was Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska). What a bonehead.
     
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  19. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    What was the context, if I may be so bold as to ask?
     
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  20. Caffeine

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    He was discussing net neutrality, showing just how out of touch the leadership of this country is with those they are ruling over.
     
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