God enough of the pretending to be an alien to feel special. Post your shit somewhere else.

 

Oh, and one other thought about Keebler elves..........

If one desires to roast an elf, one should still peel them, but then wrap them in fish skin (shooter prefers salmon) and brush liberally with oil.

In this way, one can enjoy the "elfish" flavor.

 

Damn....got more sand in it today didn't ya?

You're so irritable lately, ya need a group hug champ?

Be careful now,booboo, I promised to avoid political threads all day long, so I could be yours the rest of the day..

 

Fuck off with the fake tough guy shit, ace. You aren't built like that and you know it. You can puff your chest out all you want but the only place you're anything is online.

You losers spent over 8 pages throwing completely unprovoked insults at me and I'm supposed to be cool with you posting to get attention? Fuck that horseshit. Grow up and get the fuck over yourself.

 

Whoa there big guy...I have nothing but love to share, no need for you jump all hard and shit...feel the love, it's in the late spring air, the birds are singing, blooms a popping, the animal kingdom is sharing the world with their young, nothing but good times...

 

Bullshit. You wanna play tough guy then accept the consequences like a man.

 

No tough guy scene going on here, just a country boy trying to get along.

Take a few minutes, do some soul searching, get in touch with your inner self...peace..tranquility.

 

Horseshit. You're trying to puff your chest out at my expense like you've tried to do since I joined. Own up to it like a man.

You aren't capable of getting along. That requires growing up and getting the fuck over your false self image.

 

That right, that's my big boy, got his big boy pants on...get it all out, I'm here for you.

 

Yeah, you pull this shit online. Like the pussy you are.

Not anywhere else, and you fucking know it.

 

I feel your pain within...just, just...just, tell me more about it, when did all this anger start with you?, was it when your father wouldn't take you to the ball game?

Was it when you starting noticing changes happening to your body?, hair under your arm pits and such?

I'm here for you...

 

There's no pain, dickhead. Only an unfeeling person waiting for you to start some shit where it matters.

Go ahead. I fucking dare you, tough guy. Say one word to my actual face.

 

I feel such deep rage from you, I suspect it all started when your grandfather caught you touching yourself in the wood shed.

Son, there is nothing to feel ashamed about, we have all touched our selves over the years

 

Exactly what I thought. Shut your bitch ass up, snowflake. I'm not the one.

 

Ok sir, although we have made such wonderful progress today, I see the clock on the wall has suggested that our session has come to an end for the day, you know where the door is, make the next appointment with my secretary.

I need to talk with that shootersa character and get to the bottom of his issues, I need to find out why he thinks he's an alien.

 

You've been bitched out for the umpteeth time. Any imagined claim you have to being a tough guy is now nonexistent. Have some integrity and fuck off.

 

Oh, listen..I promise, we will pick up again on this issue you have been having during our next session..I promise.

Now, you must go, it's someone else's turn now.

What did we learn during our last session?...., yeah, that's right... we need to learn to share, just as you have been sharing your feelings with me, other's must share their's now...toodaloo.

 

Every post of yours shows what a fucking joke you are.

You wanna play tough guy and puff your chest out but all you're about is running your bitch ass mouth online. You're constantly talking some "cold world" shit but you've never lived it.

I might look bad for responding to you but there's nothing more pathetic than being an internet tough guy who can't actually back up his words. Especially at your age, trying so hard to be something people like me grew out of actually being a long time ago.