Tie-dyed T-shirts? Done that. Well, buckle up, because this summer, we’re combining the best of both worlds and tie-dying our but tholes. Whether you’re showing off your rainbow for Pride Month or just giving your partner a colourful surprise, a tie-dyed butt hole is the height of summer fun. We know what you’re thinking: “How the fuck would I even begin to go about doing that, and why?” We can answer one of those questions!
It’s All About Prep
Of course, you can’t forgo the bleaching entirely. Most people’s butt holes are a disgusting natural shade of brown, so to really get those colours to pop, you’ll need a nice blank canvas. Schedule a full Brazilian while you’re at it. You don’t want a bunch of short and curlies obscuring your art.
Selecting Your Colours
Sky’s the limit when it comes to colours with which to adorn your butt holes, so we recommend you decide on a color palette. Of course, a full rainbow is always a hit, but maybe your butt hole looks best in more muted tones. Earthy shades of green and terra cotta complement almost everyone’s butt hole tones and transition nicely into fall as well. But it’s entirely up to you. Just remember your colour wheel, which dictates that hues on opposite sides pair best with one another (and it’s also a fun new nickname for your butt hole).
It’s As Easy As Sitting Down
The great thing about tie-dying your butt hole is that it’s already all puckered. No tying needed! Just select your colours, put them in some cute little jars, and dip your butt hole into them one at a time. Of course, if you have a specific design in mind, you can pluck up some skin off your butt hole, twist it off, and clamp it. Just keep in mind that we are not responsible for your medical bills. And don’t forget to cover your surrounding butt skin in Vaseline to avoid the colour bleeding onto your butt cheeks. You want a rainbow butt hole, not an entire rainbow butt. That would just be ridiculous.

 

I think I need a tutorial video

 

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Good

 

I want pictures!

 

There you go ............

 

Oh shit! It'll be the new thing, hotter than pet rocks or Beanie babies.

 

Tie-dyed butt hole .........
Tie-dyed butt hole??
Tie-dyed butt hole!!

Christ, what a crappy idea!

Imagine, one is anticipating a rainbow of flavors and smells, butt instead is confronted with the same old shit .......

Shooter thinks this falls into the false advertising category.

He predicts that someone will want a more permanent solution and will present their best side to a tattoo artist. And that would be asinine.........

 

I’m not sure where we could find jars big enough to dip our asses into, but otherwise, I think someone should try it.

Any volunteers?

 

I'll do it. I've got a few old whiskey caskets, they should do the trick.

 

Nah i just prefer mine rimmed and fucked